Omega--webster - Emily/♒ / 🇺🇸🇩🇪 /loves History

i may do more of these….

mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.

Winters: What are you drinking Nix?

Nixon: Tea?

Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?

Nixon: Tea-quila…

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

okay so Modern AU where Gene is the one who always takes care of the guys but one day he falls ill and well,,,,

Dick notices first because he's always keeping an eye on everyone and Gene's been acting kinda off lately

he wants to check on him but Gene doesn't let him because he knows he's getting sick but he can handle it

he cannot handle it

he gets a bad fever and Dick forces him to stay in bed

meanwhile the news spread and it's actual chaos

everyone wants to do something to help but those idiots just end up making a big mess

at least they're trying

Lip brings blankets. a lot. a lot of blankets.

Babe brings chocolate. Every kind he can find in the store.

he literally comes back with two bags full of chocolate because he didn't know which one was Gene's favorite flavor. so he just buys them all.

Muck, Malarkey and Penkala are the kind od friends that come visit you when you're sick to update you on every stupid little thing that has happened while you were not there

Babe comes back the next day with a bunch of flowers

The smell is too strong and like Gene keeps sneezing but he refuses to let anyone take the flowers away

Web brings books to read

Speirs comes back from the pharmacy with 10 packs of the pills gene had asked him to buy

when Gene asks why he just shrugs and goes like "for good measure"

Nix offers him a drink because "a drink a day keeps the doctor away"

Dick tells him off but he actually manages to make Gene laugh

Luz cracks jokes all the time, he sits down next to Gene to keep him company and starts telling the weirdest stories

all of sudden the guys start to gather around to listen and laugh all together

Dick knocks on the door every hour or so to check on Gene and to make sure the kids™ are not being too loud or annoying

Gene actually loves it

He loves them all

im soft now bye

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?

Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.

Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*

Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.