Skip Muck: How Long Are We Going To Let Him Do This?

Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.

Liebgott: ...

Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.

im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:

- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’

- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision

- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”

Lip:

it was called band of brothers for a reason

Band of Brothers Random Facts

This for you Maddy😘

Speirs: They are my service bees.

Lipton: But they are not trained. They attack everyone who gets close to you.

Speirs: They are trained.

Nixon: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet.

Nixon: I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.

idk but babe/chuck/liebgott is an underrated buddy trio and a social media au with them would really butter my crumpets

this is such subpar chaos i’m so tremendously sorry lmaooo i hope you found some joy in it though :( thank you for the request i love this group so much !!! i hope you’re having an amazing day <3

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”

— Captain Ron Speirs

Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.