Speirs: They Are My Service Bees.

Nix: Dick, I am not in denial.

Dick: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.

Nix: Dick, honey, I am not denying I'm in denial.

Dick: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.

Nix: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.

george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass

*Easy being bored while heading to England on the boat* part 2

Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”

Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”

Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”

Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”

Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”

Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*

Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”

Luz: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Babe: They do

Doc Roe: W-why did you say that with such certainty

[x]

Welsh: Oh no. Are you okay? That's a lot of blood.

Speirs: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Really drunk Joe Toye sitting in a pile of puppies and he starts getting teary eyed and his voice gets really husky as he gathers them up into his arms and rubs his face into their fluffy little bodies. “I can’t protect all of them.”

in this house we respect david webster OR ELSE

malarkey i’m lookin’ at you