omega--webster
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
every friend group should include:
*screenshots not mine*
Everyone, when hearing an incoming:
Meanwhile Speirs:
IMPORTANT
PLEASE SIGN:
WAYS TO HELP:
Liebgott's "baby bear hunched stomping" 🐻
Band of brothers doodles (part 2) : Speirs
“ what the fuck, richard “
i hope this hasn’t been done before but it probably has
Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott
Isnt cottage core Webgott just
Lewis Nixon:
Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”
— Captain Ron Speirs
Shifty: i'm sorry, major winters, but today's been a hard day
Shifty: *takes two shots of milk*
Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?
Perconte: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you
Muck: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you
Luz: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions
Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !
Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .
Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?
Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
no i will not elaborate
Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .
Skinny: and?
Webster: . . .
Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised
Skinny: Oh sorry
Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?
Winters: Are you okay and/or mentally stable?
Doc Roe: Sorry the person you are trying to reach can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Winters: Doc, this is a verbal conversation.
Doc Roe: Beeeeeep.
Speirs: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse
Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!
Web: I think you're over-thinking it.
Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.