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Speirs: How did you find me?
Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".
I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.
Babe Heffron: Captain? I’m having problems with a boy.
Ron Speirs: Like “his dead body won’t fit into your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?
Babe Heffron: … “I like him” problems.
Ron Speirs: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.
Speirs: It’s like Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala all share one brain cell.
Malarkey: *cant think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the brain cell*
woah- what’s this??? a new meme???
im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-
March 13, 1923 - June 17, 2009
Webster: [Smiles]
Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!
Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.
Liebgott: Killing him is easier.
a family can be a ginger captain america, his snarky boyfriend, a beautiful kleptomaniac, a soft wahlberg brother, a small curly man and their brood of dirty, adopted battle children
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
Lipton: you need to be careful, you nearly died
Speirs: you call it a near-death experience
Speirs: I call it a vibe-check from god
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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