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every friend group should include:
*screenshots not mine*
Liebgott's "baby bear hunched stomping" 🐻
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .
Skinny: and?
Webster: . . .
Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised
Skinny: Oh sorry
Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?
Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!
Web: I think you're over-thinking it.
Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.
stephen e ambrose when researching easy company for band of brothers:
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛
Webster: 👁👄👁
Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.
Skinny: Living with Web and Lieb is so difficult. They be in their rooms yelling “I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS THAT’S RIGHT I GOBBLED THEM RIGHT UP” and i’m just supposed to keep quite & eat my oats like nothing’s happening
Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious
Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?
Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott who’s terrified because he’s seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears he’s being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that it’s stupid
Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
if you dont like it catch my hands
just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”
“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”
sorry if this has been posted before, but in Last Patrol Liebgott totally steals a Hershey bar while Luz gives Web that box
Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!
Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!
Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*
webster: hey joe we really shouldn’t do this -
liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID
the office x webbgott
Babe, explaining love languages to Liebgott: … so, like, my love language is physical touch, but Gene’s is acts of service.
Liebgott:
Babe: What’s your love language?
Liebgott: Physical touch.
Babe: Punching doesn’t count.
idk but babe/chuck/liebgott is an underrated buddy trio and a social media au with them would really butter my crumpets
this is such subpar chaos i’m so tremendously sorry lmaooo i hope you found some joy in it though :( thank you for the request i love this group so much !!! i hope you’re having an amazing day <3
Easy as random memes on my phone part 1:
talbert:
liebgott @ web:
malark, skip & penk:
german pow's & speirs:
babe:
buck:
lip, martin & luz (in that order):
winters about nix:
i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻
alright webgotts out there, i don’t know if this is something you’ve all noticed and screamed over a billion times or not, but i feel the need to mention it because i just spotted it: when liebgott’s trying to drag web aside to bug him for information on the patrol, nudging him in the shoulder and back won’t make him move, so lieb gets him by the back of the neck and moves him that way.
just. saying.
Liebgott: i cant belive you and Toye broke the bed last night
Perconte: yeah, it must have been wild
Luz: aha yeah..
*last night*:
Luz: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Toye: try me.
Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.