Omega--webster - Emily/♒ / 🇺🇸🇩🇪 /loves History

Reblog if men in 1940s uniforms is your kink

Satan, I’m coming to visit

Babe: Hey, Gene! Guess what?

Babe: I’m baby.

Eugene: What?

Babe, grinning: I’m baby.

Eugene:

Eugene: But... I thought you were Babe.

im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:

- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’

- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision

- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”

Lip:

modern day au where nix is so tired of sobel’s shit that he writes all his reports in WordArt text because he didnt actually specify what kind of font you should use

Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes. 

Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster

Tom Hanks and Spielberg did all of us dirty because they didn’t show Ronald Speirs in PT gear honestly…yeah yeah we got basically all of Easy Company but where is Speirs is shorts short mhhhh??

Where is it Tom

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”

Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine

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