Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”
Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”
Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”
Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”
Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”
Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*
Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”
Grant: You spent 500 dollars on face cream
Talbert: Well it's not just just face cream I also got make-up primer, optimal skin pro moisturize, detoxifying illuminator, gentle deep pore cleanser, nutri-cream anti-aging serum
Talbert: And I even got this thing *brushes face with face brush* to exfoliate... stuff and this jade roller
Grant: *looks at tab closely*
Grant: So when does it start working
Toye: Tis but a scratch.
Roe: A scratch? Your leg’s off!
Speirs: Is four a lot?
Dick: That depends on the context. Coins, no.
Nix: Murders, yes.
band of brothers ships rated by you ↳ #4 ♕ George Luz & Joe Toye
“Yeah, I’ll get you a drink.”
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
Shifty Powers, located an enemy artillery battery by noticing, in the middle of a forest, that a tree had appeared overnight a mile down the road, which turned out to be part of the battery's concealment. To reiterate, this man was able to tell that there was one more tree in the forest one morning than the day before. One tree. In a forest. A mile away.
😏😮
i’m here to share this screen cap with you all of penkala’s sassy ass eyebrow.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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