Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster
Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.
Liebgott :
Webster : So could a dog.
Liebgott :
Webster : So could a dedicated duck.
Liebgott :
Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.
Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
Webster: I would say infinitesimally.
Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
im sorry but my boy chuck here
has the same energy as
“No medic has ever been so…very small. You’re very small, Doc. You’re a tiny thing.”
— Babe Heffron
Winters: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Nixon: More espresso less depresso.
Winters: No–
one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope ❤️ to sink’s orders
[ the midst of battle ]
Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!
Easy Company: *halting, confused*
Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.
Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—
Dike: *screams*
Speirs: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Winters: Should we do something?
Nixon: No, I wanna see who wins.
Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]
Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?
Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—
I honestly?? Don’t get why people hate Webster?? Like they just genuinely don’t like him??
There’s no reason to hate him??
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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