[ the midst of battle ]
Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!
Easy Company: *halting, confused*
Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.
Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—
So this gif wasn’t going to fit into the gifset I’m currently working on, but I still wanted to share it.
So may I present to you, Sgt. ‘Chuck’ Grant being bloody adorable and kicking his feet like a small child.
AKA
Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Speirs: only if you also don't ask why
Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Luz:
Speirs:
Luz: this one is fine
Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (133/?)
Shifty ♡
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott who’s terrified because he’s seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears he’s being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that it’s stupid
Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
Satan, I’m coming to visit
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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