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Happy Pride Month Everyone!
It was this month that I came out to both my mom and my big brother that I was Pansexual. And the only thing my mom said was, “You’re my child, I do not care, but you had better still make me a grandma”
So I made this! This is me (in the middle with white hair), my boyfriend (who we will just call Sparky), and our friend Minda!
I remember after coming out to my brother I was picked on by some kids in the neighborhood, but my brother hugged me and said…
It’s okay… to love yourself for who you are…
Speirs: I poisoned one of our drinks
Speirs: But i forgot which one
Nix: The way this day is going I hope it’s mine
Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Speirs: only if you also don't ask why
Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Luz:
Speirs:
Luz: this one is fine
Speirs: You may all ask me one (1) question. That's it. Make it count.
Babe: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?
Speirs:
Speirs: What?
Babe: I want to write loud numbers.
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
Easy Officers Meeting
Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here
Nix: wait was skipping this an option
Dick: sit down, Lew
Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow
Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle
Lipton: you’re both pathetic
Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip
Liebgott: what do you sleep with?
Lipton: Speirs
Nixon: [spits out coffee]
Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
Spooktober Day 6
Possessed Stitch
Mine:
In this universe Dr. Hamsterviel captures and brainwashes the experiments and releases them to destroy and conquer Earth and Stitch is sent to kill his own family. He regains control but after the damage was done that remains was Scrump
Jared's:
A Stitch that died and was possessed by a malicious spirit. He became a bloodthirsty monster