Blithe: Lt. Speirs… I’m Scared

alright webgotts out there, i don’t know if this is something you’ve all noticed and screamed over a billion times or not, but i feel the need to mention it because i just spotted it: when liebgott’s trying to drag web aside to bug him for information on the patrol, nudging him in the shoulder and back won’t make him move, so lieb gets him by the back of the neck and moves him that way.

just. saying.

Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.

I made a thing

Ronald Speirs’ fabulous hair appreciation post

Winters: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Nixon: More espresso less depresso.

Winters: No–

Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set"  and you said  "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!

Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep

Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...

Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?

Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire

@scrapeduppalms

Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!

Malarkey: What's wrong with him?

Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-

Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-