Ronald Speirs’ fabulous Hair Appreciation Post

Luz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Speirs: only if you also don't ask why

Speirs: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Luz:

Speirs:

Luz: this one is fine

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*

I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.

Happy Joe Toye Day 2020!

Lewis Nixon in that uniform and those glasses.

Reblog if u agree

winters, roe, and lipton are officially the “we have this misfortune of having to watch while you all make terrible decisions despite our best efforts to keep you safe and healthy” club pass it on

Luz: do you want a hug?

Toye: no

Luz: did you hear what I said?

Toye: yes

Luz: what’d I say?

Toye: “do you want a hug?”

Luz: well if you iNsIsT-

Johnny, what are you doing with jumpwings on your wrist? You aren't a paratrooper yet! 😆

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (170/?)

Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .

Skinny: and?

Webster: . . .

Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised

Skinny: Oh sorry

Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?