Johnny, What Are You Doing With Jumpwings On Your Wrist? You Aren't A Paratrooper Yet! 😆

Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine

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Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !

Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .

Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?

Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

Nixon: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Winters: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Nixon: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

a constant mood, pals

I made a Band of Brothers trailer for fun, and now it’s making me want to rewatch the series 😭✌🏼

music: dauntless - vhpr

clips: band of brothers, hbo

Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!

Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep

Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...

Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?

Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

Band of Brothers: Albert Blithe died from his wounds in 1948

Blithe: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Band of Brothers: Sometimes we can still hear his voice