Luz: Do You Want A Hug?

This for you Maddy😘

Grant: You spent 500 dollars on face cream

Talbert: Well it's not just just face cream I also got make-up primer, optimal skin pro moisturize, detoxifying illuminator, gentle deep pore cleanser, nutri-cream anti-aging serum

Talbert: And I even got this thing *brushes face with face brush* to exfoliate... stuff and this jade roller

Grant: *looks at tab closely*

Grant: So when does it start working

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition

Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏

rb if you agree

if you dont like it catch my hands

Ooh prompt idea: for the ships, who is the one who fills the bathroom with bath, skincare and hair care products and who is the one who uses one product for everything?

oh gosh, this one is too easy, because you  k n o w  who the divas are

WINNIX

when they first move in together, dick is honestly baffled.

how many bottles of cologne can one man have?  they’re all different scents?  he’s not even sure nix shaves every day, how and why does he have so many creams?

nix likes to smell nice, okay.  when you’ve got alcohol literally leaking out of your pores, you’ve got to put in effort not to walk around reeking like a distillery.  it helps that he’s got contacts with this cologne company in paris, and his sister is a bit of a beauty guru who’s constantly gifting him products...

he’s got a collection, okay?   dick has some hair creme and cologne for special occasions, but that’s it.  he doesn’t know what 90% of the things in their cabinet are, and at this point, he’s afraid to ask.

SPEIRTON

speirs hoards hair products.  this...  shouldn’t be a surprise.

lipton didn’t know what conditioner was before meeting speirs.   with all due respect, his hair isn’t the most...  luscious.   all he’s really done before was shampoo it, wash it out, and comb it back.  lip is a ‘meticulously-organized-bathroom-cabinet’ person, not a clutter person.

thankfully, speirs is very organized too.  he color-codes his clutter, so it’s not a big deal.

lipton has a shampoo he’s committed to, a toothpaste he’s used for years, and a cologne he bought ages ago and has worn...  maybe twice.

speirs likes to experiment with different brands and different scents.  it’s all very manly.  he was tempted to buy cherry blossom-scented soap once, just because it smelled gorgeous; he only refrained because it was obscenely overpriced.

BABEROE

babe gets so used to living with his bathroom cabinets overflowing with crap  ---  none of it his  ---   that when bill moves out, taking his many male beauty products with him, it’s a little jarring.

the bathroom cabinets look...  lonely.

it doesn’t help that gene’s, like, really minimalist.  he’s been using the same brands for years, and they suit him just fine.  his four bathroom products, added to babe’s five, and their cabinets are...  pretty damn depressing.

since neither of them are really the “cologne and hair gel” type, babe’s at a loss.  they have to fill it with something...  so, when he’s helping his mom clean out her attic one day, and finds a box of action figures from his childhood, he gets an idea.

gene opens the cabinet the next morning to be met with...  a dozen mini superheroes, and a handful of gi-joes.

and babe’s just getting started.

their cabinets are full of clutter, but none of it’s actually useful.   trinkets babe picked up at the dollar store, cool stones gene found, spare change, little gifts gene’s pediatric patients make him...   they have the most colorful bathroom cabinets, and both are very happy with the chaos they find inside every morning.

WEBGOTT

oh my god, have you seen both of these mens’ hair???  

they need product galore.  they hoard the stuff.  liebgott’s got the silky-smooth texture, but web’s got volume, and they both have their own brands of shampoo they’re committed to.  (web’s smells like kiwi; lieb is a honeysuckle guy.  honestly, they both use womens’ shampoo, and they’re not ashamed of it.)

web also has so much body wash that he frankly Does Not Need.

their shower racks are overflowing, and don’t even open the bathroom cabinet.  weirdly enough, lieb takes better care of his skin than web  ---  he’s constantly nagging web about getting sunburned while out on his boat at all hours.  lieb works hard to look good, and if that means exfoliating cream, he’ll use it.

LUZTOYE

so, neither of them are big on beauty regimes.  joe’s very smart about his deodorant, and takes care of his hair, but he doesn’t go overboard.  george’s hair is more floppy, and one of his sisters is a stylist, so she’s taught him how to take care of it; he’s a got a few shampoos-and-conditioners cluttering the shower, and one always manages to fall on joe’s foot when he’s in there.  whoops.

they’ve also got apricot scented shaving cream.  it was a gift from joe’s oldest sister.  they think it was a joke, but it’s actually great, so they both use it.

and like...  look.  listen.  george got dragged into doing face masks with his sisters once, and now he can’t get enough of them.   his skin is glowing, joe, look at that  ---   his pores can breathe!  it’s liberating!  it’s a miracle!  he’s got a few masks in the drawer, and sometimes if he’s home alone he’ll throw one on after a shower.  joe refuses to be dragged into it as a matter of principle.

ronnie ft. sharkboy

Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.