I Made A Thing

Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious

Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?

george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass

Nix: Dick, I am not in denial.

Dick: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.

Nix: Dick, honey, I am not denying I'm in denial.

Dick: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.

Nix: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.

Babe, lying next to Doc Roe who is asleep: Nice.

Doc Roe, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Babe]

Babe, holding back tears: N I C E

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*

Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...

Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

Shifty Powers, located an enemy artillery battery by noticing, in the middle of a forest, that a tree had appeared overnight a mile down the road, which turned out to be part of the battery's concealment. To reiterate, this man was able to tell that there was one more tree in the forest one morning than the day before. One tree. In a forest. A mile away.

😏😮

Speirs: How did you find me?

Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".