I made a thing
Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious
Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?
george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass
Nix: Dick, I am not in denial.
Dick: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Nix: Dick, honey, I am not denying I'm in denial.
Dick: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Nix: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.
Babe, lying next to Doc Roe who is asleep: Nice.
Doc Roe, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Babe]
Babe, holding back tears: N I C E
In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.
Webster: I just... I just canโt deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*
Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...Youโre- um- crying...Please...donโt do that...
Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
Shifty Powers, located an enemy artillery battery by noticing, in the middle of a forest, that a tree had appeared overnight a mile down the road, which turned out to be part of the battery's concealment. To reiterate, this man was able to tell that there was one more tree in the forest one morning than the day before. One tree. In a forest. A mile away.
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Speirs: How did you find me?
Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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