Ouji: What Would You Do If I Got Kidnapped?

Chika: There’a a little soft cactus in the director’s office, whenever I touch it I say ouch and pretend it hurt to boost it’s confidence.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Tachikawa:

Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Kageura: Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with Inukai and stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing him different shampoos.

Jin: Being in love with Tachikawa is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing his face away because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self-preservation.

Jin: Update, Tachikawa got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how!

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Kageura: Inukai.

Inukai: Kageura.

Kitazoe: Kitazoe!

Kitazoe, after being stared at: I felt left out.