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Kashio: Damn, the power went out.

Minamisawa: Don’t worry, I got this.

Minamisawa: * Shakes rapidly and starts to light up *

Kashio: What?

Minamisawa: I swallowed a glow stick!

Kashio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOUD YOU-

Kageura: Inukai.

Inukai: Kageura.

Kitazoe: Kitazoe!

Kitazoe, after being stared at: I felt left out.

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

Maori: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Mizukami:

Oki:

Minamisawa:

Ikoma: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

Kitazoe: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kageura: I’m a knife.

Inukai, yelling from across the room: He’s a little spoon!

Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Usami: [ Hacker voice ] I’m in.

Kikuchihara: I don’t think you’re supposed to say “ hacker voice”.

Kitora: I’m hurt that you have such a low opinion of me, Kuroe.

Kuroe; I mean, are you surprised, though?

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Osamu: You know, you’re not pleasant when you’re like this, Katori.

Katori, I’m always like this.

Osamu: My point exactly.

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?

Karasuma: Easily.

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Kazama: Suwa, did you do something stupid?

Suwa: I think we both know the answer to that.

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..

Kido: Do you have any idea how many ethical standards you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jin: One?

Kido: No.

Jin: Two?

Kido: No.

Jin: Is it one?

Kido:

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Arafune, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Ouji: I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?

[ later ]

Hokari: And then you just ran away?!

Arafune: I didn’t expect him to flirt back!

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Tachikawa: I’m an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!

Tachikawa: Shinoda, what are taxes?

Chika: Osamu takes really long showers when he gets depressed.

Yuma: When do you think he’s going to come out?

Chika: I don’t know. He took a chair in there.

“I am very cute and nice, but I will also destroy you if that’s what needs to happen.”

-Chika Amatori

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.