Usami: [ Hacker Voice ] I’m In.

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..

“ police sirens in the distance “

Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Jin: This cereal tastes awful. I bet the milk expired.

Kizaki: That’s because this isn’t milk, it’s chicken broth.

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Inukai: Why does everyone always think were together?

Kageura: Maybe it’s because you keep holding my hand and calling me “ babe “.