“I Don’t Realize That A Event Was Traumatic Until I Tell It As A Funny Story And Everyone Starts

Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Karasuma: Should we let him in.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Kitazoe: Why is Inukai asleep on your shoulder?

Kageura: Shut up! This is sweet!

Kitazoe: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Kageura: I changed my mind.