Osamu: This Is Such A Bad Idea.

Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….

Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.

Usami: ThrEE.

Yuma: I hate the way you pack my lunch.

Kizaki: Maybe you should pack your own lunch.

Yuma: [ Packs 32 Oreos ]

Kizaki: Maybe I should pack your lunch.

Kumagai: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me, people will start thinking you’re in love with me.

Nasu: What could I have ever possibly done that you think I’m not?

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Minamisawa: Mizukami told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

Kitora: I’m hurt that you have such a low opinion of me, Kuroe.

Kuroe; I mean, are you surprised, though?

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.