Karasuma: If You Had To Separate Your Dog From 49 Other Identical Dogs That Were All Equally Excited

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Chika: What doesn’t kill you, makes you weird at intimacy.

Kashio: Damn, the power went out.

Minamisawa: Don’t worry, I got this.

Minamisawa: * Shakes rapidly and starts to light up *

Kashio: What?

Minamisawa: I swallowed a glow stick!

Kashio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOUD YOU-

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!

Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.

Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!

Izumi: Where?

Yoneya: No, the regular kind.

Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?

Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.