Kako: Sorry For Having Great Tits And Correct Opinions On Everything. As If It’s My Fault.

Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Karasuma: Should we let him in.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

I am friends to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

- Oki Koji, at some point

Kizaki: Are you decent?

Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Yotaro: Can I get a cursed fact about space?

Hyuse: If you go there you die?

Osamu: Hey Hyuse, do you wanna help us?

Hyuse: Oh, I would….. but I don’t want to.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!