Yotaro: Can I Get A Cursed Fact About Space?

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Yuma: I hate the way you pack my lunch.

Kizaki: Maybe you should pack your own lunch.

Yuma: [ Packs 32 Oreos ]

Kizaki: Maybe I should pack your lunch.

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?

Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.