Kuruma: Don’t Climb On The Table! It’s Unstable!

Arashiyama: Dogs lick us because they know we have bones and they want ‘em.

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.

Chika: Osamu takes really long showers when he gets depressed.

Yuma: When do you think he’s going to come out?

Chika: I don’t know. He took a chair in there.

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.

Mizukami: Is everything alright?

Ikoma: Everything’s fine, babe.

Mizukami: Did you just call me babe?

Ikoma: Can I call you that?

Mizukami: You can call me whatever you want.

Ikoma: Alright, Lightning McQueen.

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

Osamu: Hey Hyuse, do you wanna help us?

Hyuse: Oh, I would….. but I don’t want to.

Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?

Karasuma: Easily.