Chika: Osamu Takes Really Long Showers When He Gets Depressed.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

Jin: It’s been 15 minutes and Tachikawa still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt? What if he doesn’t like me anymore?

Arashiyama: Just give him some time. I’m sure it’s fine.

(Meanwhile)

Tachikawa: [Struggling to spell gorgeous]

Izumi: Just tell him he’s pretty.

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Mizukami: Look, I love you, but I made exactly the amount of cheese and crackers I want to eat right now.

Ikoma: But I only-

Mizukami: EXACTLY the amount.

Yotaro: Can I get a cursed fact about space?

Hyuse: If you go there you die?

Kitazoe: Why is Inukai asleep on your shoulder?

Kageura: Shut up! This is sweet!

Kitazoe: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Kageura: I changed my mind.

Kageura: Each time I tell you those three words, I mean them more and more.

Kageura: “ Leave me alone “

Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *

Jin: What did you do?

Hyuse: Nobody died.

Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?

Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

Murakami: Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji?

Murakami: I want to show I’m unhappy, but still cool.