Jin: It’s Been 15 Minutes And Tachikawa Still Hasn’t Texted Me Back. What If He’s Hurt? What If

Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

Ikoma: A lady just dropped a steak while I was at the store. I said “ whoops, now it’s ground beef. “ She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s show biz baby.

“ police sirens in the distance “

Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.

Izuho: Physically, yes, I could fight Chika.

Izuho: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Kido, to Tamakoma: “Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Kido: Do you have any idea how many ethical standards you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jin: One?

Kido: No.

Jin: Two?

Kido: No.

Jin: Is it one?

Kido: