Ikoma: A Lady Just Dropped A Steak While I Was At The Store. I Said “ Whoops, Now It’s Ground Beef.

Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Arashiyama: Seriously, you have to stop joking about your traumas!

Jin: Haha, and what are you going to do? Tell Mogami-san?!

Arashiyama: Jin….

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Tachikawa:

Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Minamisawa: Mizukami told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

“ police sirens in the distance “

Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.