Kitazoe: Why Is Inukai Asleep On Your Shoulder?

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Chika: There’a a little soft cactus in the director’s office, whenever I touch it I say ouch and pretend it hurt to boost it’s confidence.

Osamu: This is such a bad idea.

Yuma: Then why are you coming along?

Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?

Karasuma: Easily.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Kizaki: Are you decent?

Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret

Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!

Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.

Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!

Hyuse: Hit. Me.

Yuma: I’ll do it.

Hyuse: See, he cares about me.

Chief Rindo: Please don't do anything overly dramatic and stupid.

Tamakoma: You could sooner divert a river from its course that deny us our nature