Inukai: If You Were A Veggie, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.

Kido, to Tamakoma: “Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *

Jin: What did you do?

Hyuse: Nobody died.

Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

As a fellow world trigger fan I have to know… when you first read Hyuse’s name how did you pronounce it in your head? Because let me tell you when I first heard them say it I was FLOORED that it was one syllable

I think i just pronounced it in one syllable as well. I only think i came to pronouncing his name that way was, because i kept pronouncing his name in my head and that way was just the one that sounded right to me.

Jin: This cereal tastes awful. I bet the milk expired.

Kizaki: That’s because this isn’t milk, it’s chicken broth.

Inukai: Why does everyone always think were together?

Kageura: Maybe it’s because you keep holding my hand and calling me “ babe “.