Inukai: Why Does Everyone Always Think Were Together?

Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!

Izumi: Where?

Yoneya: No, the regular kind.

Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

Yuma: Truth or Dare?

Osamu: Truth.

Yuma: How many hours have you slept this week?

Osamu: Dare.

Yuma: I dare you to go to sleep.

Osamu: I don’t like this game.

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “

Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.

Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.

Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!