Kizaki: If You Ever Need Anything, I’m Available 24/6.

“I am very cute and nice, but I will also destroy you if that’s what needs to happen.”

-Chika Amatori

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

Chika: Osamu takes really long showers when he gets depressed.

Yuma: When do you think he’s going to come out?

Chika: I don’t know. He took a chair in there.

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Ily geto sensei x gojo clan head

Kumagai: The secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your girlfriend the exact same one.

Nasu, putting on both hoodies: You sweet naive fool.

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

“ police sirens in the distance “

Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Arafune: What did you three do?

Kageura, Hokari, Toma:

Arafune, sighing: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.