Arafune, Pretending To Joke: So When Are You Going To Go Out With Me?

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jin: This cereal tastes awful. I bet the milk expired.

Kizaki: That’s because this isn’t milk, it’s chicken broth.

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Kido: Do you have any idea how many ethical standards you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jin: One?

Kido: No.

Jin: Two?

Kido: No.

Jin: Is it one?

Kido:

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.

Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.

Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.

Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.

Kazama: Honestly, when I’m walking down the street no one’s ever like “ Hey, look at that man! “

Kazama: I think they’re just like, “ Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”