Osamu: You Know, You’re Not Pleasant When You’re Like This, Katori.

Murakami: Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji?

Murakami: I want to show I’m unhappy, but still cool.

Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.

Tachikawa:

Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Mikami: What? You’re not coming to my tea party?

Mikami, angrily: MAKI I MADE BUSCUITS-

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Karasuma: Should we let him in.

Mizukami: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Ikoma: Mine just says “ Iko-San no “

Mizumaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.

Kizaki: Are you decent?

Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.