Incorrect Transformers Quotes - Blog Posts

Megatron: Again with the optic! Okay, do you want me to call Optimus?

Bumblebee, Sari, Jetstorm, & Jetfire [quickly scatter]: NO!

Megatron: Heh. Works every time, they’re scared to death of him. [turns around and sees the Autobot standing behind him] Gah!

Optimus: Call me for what?

Megatron: Ah, Optimus, my love.

Sari and bee driving

Sari: ok so shockwave and sentinel are in the road what do you hit?

Bee: oh definitely sentinel-

Sari: THE BRAKES BEE THE BRAKES

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Optimus:* was on coms with bee* no no Sari, let him speed up

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Bee: *on the phone with Megatron* Hello, your on with bossbots youngest child bumblebee

Megatron: *to optimus ,who he just kidnapped* its your son

Op: oh, they fight on the autobot team with me

Megatron: adorable

Op: yeah

Megatron: sutch a good father

Op: oh, no its more about not paying them regular- whatever

Megatron: *on the phone to bumblebee* you wanna talk to yoir daddy

Bee: no i wanna talk to you, you have been selected as the subject of my important person school essay

Megatron: shut up

Bee: Oh DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP question one when y-

Sentinel: *Trying to take the phone*

Bee: IT'S MY DADDY!

Sentinel: *backs up* gah-

Bee: * back on the phone* how did you first get into being a decepticon?

Megatron: I just kinda fell into it, I had an army, needed to rule cybertron an-

Sentinel:*trying to take the phone again* alright kiddo, we've had our fun now, hand over the-

Bee: IT'S MY DADDY, MY DAD IS IN THERE! *back on the phone casually* so just a couple more questions

Humanformers

Bee: *struggling to open a twinkie*

Op: *in conversation, doesnt even look at bee, grabs twinkie, opens it and hands it back to bee*

Bee: :0

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Me: *shoots a gray toothbrush with a hairtie and knocks it over*

My thoughts: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN I STARSCREAM SHALL RULE THE DECEPTICONS!

Bumblebee, opening a capri sun: guess i'll drink my sorrows away

Idk if someone already did this but its the first thing i thought where hearing this.

(After sideswipe pulls a prank and/or does some stupid shit)

Bee: If I fight you

Sideswipe:

Bee: Ima have to do 72 hours in jail

Sideswipe:

Bee: social services gon take you for 30 days

Sideswipe:

Bee: you know what, I kinda need that break, knuckle up motherfucker lets go!