Bee: *on the phone with Megatron* Hello, your on with bossbots youngest child bumblebee
Megatron: *to optimus ,who he just kidnapped* its your son
Op: oh, they fight on the autobot team with me
Megatron: adorable
Op: yeah
Megatron: sutch a good father
Op: oh, no its more about not paying them regular- whatever
Megatron: *on the phone to bumblebee* you wanna talk to yoir daddy
Bee: no i wanna talk to you, you have been selected as the subject of my important person school essay
Megatron: shut up
Bee: Oh DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP question one when y-
Sentinel: *Trying to take the phone*
Bee: IT'S MY DADDY!
Sentinel: *backs up* gah-
Bee: * back on the phone* how did you first get into being a decepticon?
Megatron: I just kinda fell into it, I had an army, needed to rule cybertron an-
Sentinel:*trying to take the phone again* alright kiddo, we've had our fun now, hand over the-
Bee: IT'S MY DADDY, MY DAD IS IN THERE! *back on the phone casually* so just a couple more questions
Awww that seems so amazing and sweet! Most Underrated duo in existence
Brooklyn has a soft spot (pun intended) for cruchie (+race iykyk) hear me out
Crutchie: free
Brooklyn: not helping
Crutchie: refuge
Brooklyn: bringing their army
Because hes a ray of sunshine (yes ik hes a bamf and dont take nobody's shit )
Probably got started when jack went to one of those meetings with spot and brought crutchie with him for the first time, and crutchie smiles and is very polite so spots like mentally *protect this adorable sunshine kid* (platonically like jack)
And don't come for me saying π€βοΈ "actually the reason brooklyn waited was to see if Manhattan would back down" ok I get that but this is a HEADCANON let me dream
Anyway have a nice day π
Incorrect Power Rangers Samurai Quotes β
favorite bumblebee ship?
I love a lot of them but Blitzbee (blitzwing x bumblebee from transformers animated) is my favorite. Thanks for asking.
PB+J! close enough, welcome back Ponyboy and Johnny Cade!
Soda *singing*: F is for friends who do stuff together
Soda and Pony: U is for you and me
Darry *just trying to make dinner*: The fuck-
You ever watch a character die, then they show up in your dream the same night?! ππ
(I cant tag him but J.B. Cox from the hardy boys 2020 show)
When i first saw the rotb designs i thought mirage would be more like a mix of tfa prowl and g1 jazz but what we realy got was rid sideswip lol
Tf incorrect quotes
the hitcher fandom is dying
reblog if youβre a real jim ryder