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Some nikolais because it was his birthday two days ago

Best Dead Apple Trio

Fukuzawa: *holding Ranpo* This is Ranpo. He is intelligent for his age. He doesn’t get along with others but I love him dearly.

Mori: *holding Chuuya* This is Chuuya. He is more behaved than Dazai. I lost Dazai. I don’t know where he went. I think he set a house on fire.

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims

Mori: I think there is something between the two of you.

Chuuya: A knife?

Dazai: A gun?

Mori: Sexual tension.

don’t hide [phone]

Confession time.

I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.

I’m interested

a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️

Sigma: So you were born on April first?

Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!

Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.

Sigma: Why are you like this?!

Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.

Cat dad

Ango: The horrible things you do are starting to make me believe you are the spawn of the devil, Dazai.

Dazai: I mean there was that time I got itchy near a crucifix…

Ango:….

Oda: That was when you had bed bugs.

Yes! This is the best day of his life!

Bungou Stray....cats?~

The Clawed Detective Agency (first four)

Fukuzawa (All cats are created equal)

- [ ] Older cat

- [ ] Silver fur

- [ ] Loves the smell of fresh brewed green tea

- [ ] Loves his “son” Ranpo

- [ ] Refuses to be adopted without the others

- [ ] Fights Fukuchi and Mori

- [ ] Only fights if provoked or his colony is in danger

- [ ] If you are trusted he herds you to the cuddle pile

Ranpo (Supurr Deduction)

- [ ] Chubby cat

- [ ] Brown and black (hints of white)

- [ ] Loves stealing snacks

- [ ] Your chips? His chips

- [ ] Caused four affairs to be revealed in the span of two weeks

- [ ] Likes watching you play games

- [ ] Loves when you give him snacks

- [ ] Steals Chuucat’s treats

- [ ] Bullies Poe at times

- [ ] Dragged Mushitaro into their group

- [ ] The first one to initiate the cuddle pile

- [ ] Always on top of the pile

- [ ] Knows not to eat chocolate

Yosano (thou shall not meow)

- [ ] Black cat (white butterfly mark on head)

- [ ] Loves her butterfly collar

- [ ] Loves playing with the first aid kit

- [ ] Usually watching Ranpo when Fukuzawa is busy

- [ ] Scares the other cats

- [ ] Loves the smell of wine

- [ ] Loves catnip wine

- [ ] Looks after the kittens at times

- [ ] Hates Mori and Kaiji with a burning passion

Kunikitty (Doppo Pawet)

- [ ] Rare golden fur

- [ ] Has a mental schedule

- [ ] Late one minute? How dare you

- [ ] He tried to steal your coffee once. You began drinking water to keep him safe

- [ ] Stressed (thanks to Catzai)

- [ ] Bunny kicks Catzai when annoyed

- [ ] Loves the smell of tea and coffee

- [ ] The mature one of the group

- [ ] Has custody battles over Aya with Bram

Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…

Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!

Sigma: *screams*

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!

Ranpo: There’s this cafe that’s been selling a special limited time cake. But every time I get there, it’s sold out.

Poe: Don’t worry Ranpo. I bought the cafe for you. Now you can have that cake on demand any time you want!

Ranpo:

Dazai: Thanks for the Valentine’s Day gift Chuuya!

Chuuya: I didn’t give you shit!

Dazai: What’s this then? *holds up knife*

Chuuya: I stabbed you! Why did you take it out!?

Dazai: Oh you Casanova you.

Chuuya: You’re delusional from blood loss or something!?

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

*Chuuya holding injured Dazai in his arms*

Dazai: How sweet. The princess was saved by a dwarf in a stupid hat.

Chuuya: *Drops Dazai into the harbor* Oh no I dropped the princess.

If you want to sure

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

Poe: I had a nightmare that I murdered you and stuffed your body under the floorboards. Then I began to descend into madness as I began hearing the sound of your heartbeat growing louder and louder with each second!

Ranpo: You idiot. Why would you stuff a body under the floorboards?

(Happy birthday Poe)

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.

Nikolai getting turned into a bird and being a menace in the Decay. No one is safe from him he’s either pecking or ripping strands of hair out of his coworkers for his nest. Fyodor tries to put him in a cage but he escapes because he still has his ability. Later sends him to Sigma’s casino. Nikolai is now dive bombing Sigma’s employees as well as the guests. Only way Sigma can stop him is feeding him piroshki. Later on Sigma gets him a bird house styled to his liking does Nikolai behave. When Nikolai turns back he keeps the birdhouse as a gift and keeps it in his room as a memory he enjoyed.

(This was discussed in my discord chat about a pic I found online)

#Wakemyson

*Dead Apple*

Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.

Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!