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Moving to Japan with nothing was a dumb move. Moving there with no experience was dumber. And yet, here you are, in the middle of Yokohama. You had just been fired from your last job and kicked out of your apartment for sneaking an animal in. Man landlords were harsh. You sigh looking at that last small amount of money you had left. Homeless in a foreign country. Yeah great job.

You begin to head somewhere hoping to find a box to sleep in. As you begin to walk you hear a meow coming from an alleyway. Heading over you see a calico sitting in the middle. Wait that’s a male calico. That thing is rare and seen as a sign of good luck! You slowly approach the cat, wanting to pet him. Until you see him closer. “Poor guy looks hungry.” You mutter. Looking at your wallet you sigh. You stand up beginning to leave the cat and into the convenience store nearby to purchase something. The moment you return you see him sitting and waiting. Smiling you kneel down in front of him. “It’s not much but I used the last of what I had for this.” You hold out a can of cat food for him. You shakily open it for him to eat. The cat bumps your hand purring happily before eating from the can. You smile as you watch him eat.

“Guess the only guy that getting good luck is you, huh?” You tease as you watch him eat.

“Natsume!” A voice called out from the alleyway. You turn in the direction but set the food down for the cat to eat. A man approaches the two of you. A middle aged man in a suit approaches you both. To you he looks like a human version of the cat. His hair matching the pattern too. The man stops in front of you setting his cane to the ground as he stood there. “Natsume, there you are.” He spoke. You blink trying to figure out who he was talking to. Just then the cat you were feeding meowed happily before jumping onto the man’s shoulders. “I’m glad you are safe. You have been missing for days.” He spoke petting the cat. the man glances at you. “You, miss. Did you find him?” You nod slightly unable to speak. Was he mad at you? His lips curled into a smile. “Judging by the look of you and the bag on your shoulder, you have nowhere to go. And yet you were willing to spend money to save an animal that you just me.” You nod again, was he making fun of you? The man smiled “My name is Soseki Natsume. And you are?” The moment you give him your name he smiles wider. “Well my friend, I see you have a kindness that is rare. To give what you have left has given me an idea. You see I need help taking care of my home and I would like to employ you. You will have not only a home and food but also a job.” “You’re seriously going to hire a stranger on the spot? No interview?” You ask. The human Natsume nodded. “Of course! I was looking for someone. Come! I’ll show you your home and work.” The man turned on his heel heading out of the alley way. You stand there for a moment watching him and the cat leave. Were you seriously going to follow a stranger to his home? I mean Japan was safer than your home country but still. Natsume turned back to look at you. “There are more cats than the one you see on my shoulder.” “Coming!” You yell chasing after him. Yep you were those people. Easy to kidnap by just saying you have an animal.

You follow human Natsume to his car. You hop only to have his cat hop in your lap. Neither of you speak as he drives. You’re quiet for a moment before finally speaking as you notice you’re out of the city. “What’s my job anyway human Natsume?”

Human Natsume turns for a moment, he turns back to keep his eyes on the road, “It’s Natsume I was here before my cat.” He replies. “Anyway your job is to tend and care for my other cats. They…are not loved. Each cat is broken in some way. Some have been abused and abandoned and others never felt the love or comfort of a human. That will be your job. You will love these stray cats.” You pause for a moment. “Why aren’t they loved?” You ask. To you all animals are loved. Natsume looks back at you. “Each hold a special power some are dangerous and others are not. But I’m sure they will not harm you.” As he said that the car pulls into a large old mansion. Getting out of the car you look around seeing the city in the distance. “Welcome to your new life, my friend. This is Bungo manor.”

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

Dazai: I’m sorry. Who are you again?

Verlaine: Your future brother-in-law

Chuuya: The fuck you are!

Atsushi: Got any resolutions Akutagawa?

Akutagawa: Yes, two. Finally kill you and get Dazai to notice me.

Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…

Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!

Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!

THE STORM IS COMING

Crying once more here I come!

Stormbringer manga is releasing on 24 jan

Bring your popcorn and tears, it's going to be a long ride !

It’s been an amazing Christmas, finally got my red head twice!

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.

Today's Sigma: got punted :(

Chuuya: How do we wake him up?

Dazai: True love’s kiss!

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.

Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.

Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.

Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!

Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.

Sigma:

Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.

Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.

Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!

Past me: I love Fyolai!

Fyodor: *Threatens to kill Nikolai and goes on a murderous spree*

Now me: Nooo not the clown! Ok I love Siglai now.

Dazai: Why the hell did you punch me, slug?!

Chuuya: Because you tried to kiss me!

Dazai: You were under a mistletoe!

Chuuya: You put it there!

Dazai: Damn it Chuuya! Just love me already!

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!

Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.

*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*

Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?

Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?

Dazai: Never.

Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?

Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.

Sigma:

Nikolai: Bathroom.

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter

Atsushi: Dazai, what are you doing?

Dazai: Thinking of someone very special~

*At Port Mafia Headquarters*

Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID I GET A SHIVER DOWN MY SPINE?!

Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.

Nikolai: I want to fuck you.

Sigma:

Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

Dazai: What’s better than having sex with me?

Kunikida: Sanity.

Sigma: My casino.

Chuuya: Wine.

Fyodor: Watching a sinner like you burn.

Atsushi: Not contracting every STD known to man.

Dazai:

Dazai: Damn Atsushi…