Fyodor: This Interview Is Over.

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

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Cloud: oh no he’s hot!

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Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

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Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…

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