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Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.
Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?
Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?
Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.
Sigma:
Nikolai: Bathroom.
Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.
Nikolai: I want to fuck you.
Sigma:
Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…
Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?
Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?
Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!
Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!
Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?
Sigma: No?
Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!
Nikolai: I’m not horny.
*Sees Fyodor and Sigma*
Nikolai: Most of the time….
Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.
Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.
Sigma: WHAT?!
Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.
