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Sigma, Mushitaro, and Ango
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
I finally read the newest BSD chapter
And
I'm just gonna freak out under the cut and give my long ass ramble cause-
HOLY SHIT??? I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TRANSFORMATION SCENE ANIMATED?? PRAYING IT DOESN'T GET BOTCHED! 🙏🙏
AND ALSO BRAM LIKE?? KNOWING THAT SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING TO HIM BEFORE HAND AND WARNING AYA?? HE CALLED HER PRINCESS 😭
ALSO BRAM IS DEAD?? A TRIPLE SINGULARITY? Fyodor was practically sizing Bram up in the past?? Like "Hm yes, you'll make a wonderful body some day" Both Dazai and Chuuya are on the other side of the planet and Fyodor basically teleported back to Japan and I can't stop thinking about how
Dazai told Fyodor that Atsushi was his most valuable/powerful pawn, didn't he? I think so and NOW FYODOR IS WITH HIM AND DAZAI ISN'T. MAN I'M KINDA SCARED. Fyodor and Dazai think very similarly which means that Fyodor might want to use Atsushi for something?? Dazai didn't explicitly say who his pawn was, but because of how similarly the two think, Fyodor probably guessed. Sigma and Atsushi have a few similarities (Two toned hair - Two toned eyes. White hair - White hair. Both where black and white primarily. Dazai even refers to Sigma as "The Atsushi type" C'MON!) and Fyodor was using Sigma... So how does our main character fit into his plan if at all?
I just- I can't- I have too many thoughts we'd be here for literal hours so I'm going to stop typing and sit in the corner for a while.
I did some little doodles of the DOA AU
Still don't have a name for it though :/
There's a version with the notes and without! Please excuse my writing ':)
HIIIIII me and my friends all picked 8 characters to compete for this tournament. the tournament doesn’t really have a theme it’s just whos best basically. THIS bracket is between Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen ANDDD Sigma from Bungo Stray Dogs
Sigma: So you were born on April first?
Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!
Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.
Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.
Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!
Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!
Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.
Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?
Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Chuuya: How do we wake him up?
Dazai: True love’s kiss!
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.
Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!
Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3
Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!
Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D
Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.
Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.
Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!
Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.
Sigma:
Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.
Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.
Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!
Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!
Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.
Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?
Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.
Sigma:
Nikolai: Bathroom.
Sigma: What are you thinking about?
Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!
Sigma:
Nikolai: You asked~!
Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?
Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?
Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!
Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!
Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.
Sigma: Why is that?
Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.
Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?
Sigma: No?
Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!
Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!
Sigma: Again!?
Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!
Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?
Nikolai: Because I miss you.
Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?
Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…
Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?
Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!
Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?
Nikolai: Let’s see…
*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*
Nikolai: I think I’m running low.
Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!
Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.
Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.
Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…
Nikolai: But?
Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?
Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.
Sigma: What?
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?
Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.
I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?
