Sigma: *On The Phone* Come Get Your Clown!

Thelucissassening

Okie dokie…

So I decided NOT to turn this into a sassy Noct blog.

It shall remain a headcanon blog…

…And I have decided to use my secondary email to create a NEW main blog for sassy noct!

Happy days!

In a day or two, it should be up and running! Mostly because I wanna do something a BIT different than what I did here.

Once it’s running, I’ll post an announcement here.

Anyone who can think up a name for the blog can write a comment on this post.

Thank you for reading!

I have the top that is kinda close to Mhin’s for bard I need it for ninja but I do not want to go into a nier raid as ninja for the top. Boots are hard to find with the straps and the braces will be a bit hard too.

If Ravus Was a Party Member... (Banter)

Ignis: “We must restock on our supply of curatives.” Ravus: “Curatives would not be a necessity of someone would cease falling in combat.” Prompto: “Hey! It’s not my fault the monsters keep chasing me!” Ravus: “Because they must be after that irresistible charm of yours.” Prompto: “And what if they are?!”

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Noctis: “Man, it’s hot… I don’t know how you aren’t cooking alive in your coat, Ravus.” Ravus: “My burning hatred for people allows me to become resistant to the heat.” Noctis: “Uh…” Ravus: “…That was supposed to be a joke.”

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Gladiolus: “Pretty useful with that blade there, Ravus.” Ravus: “More useful than you, I fear.” ——

Prompto: “Wow, the lighting here would make for a perfect photo! Let’s get a shot of all of us here!” Noctis: “Sure. I’m game.” Ravus: *disgusted noise* “I would much rather not.” Prompto: “Come on, Ray. Lighten up and smile a bit more, buddy!” Noctis: “That’d be a scary sight.” Ravus: “Then I shall make it my point to smile more. Just for you.”

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Ravus: “Raining once more? Such awful weather…” Gladiolus: “What? Afraid of a little water?” Ravus: “Water plus dirt results in mud, Amicitia. Removing stains from my attire is far from something I wish to do.” Ignis: “Just as I refuse to do as well.” Prompto: “Shoulda made black your color, buddy.”

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Ravus: “Amicitia! You are the King’s Shield! Act like it!” Gladiolus: “Kinda hard when there’s a bean-pole in my way!”

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Ravus: “A decent fight, Caelum. Well done.” Noctis: “Was that a compliment…?” Ignis: “I do believe that was.” Prompto: “Look at that! Making progress!” Ravus: “…On second thought, I take back what I said.” Noctis: “No take-backs. I’ll take what I can get from you.”

Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….

Sigma: you need therapy.

Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!

Sigma: Again!?

Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!

I am afraid to write. I feel like I will do an injustice.

Dazai: Thanks for the Valentine’s Day gift Chuuya!

Chuuya: I didn’t give you shit!

Dazai: What’s this then? *holds up knife*

Chuuya: I stabbed you! Why did you take it out!?

Dazai: Oh you Casanova you.

Chuuya: You’re delusional from blood loss or something!?

Ais: You find my pets cute?

Mc: I would pet a gator if I know the fucker wouldn’t bite me.

Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.

Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!

Dazai: But you shot me.

Chuuya: You asked me to.

Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.

Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*

Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!

V: well this seems a bit rude