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1 year ago

Mc: please stop killing people….

Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.


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1 year ago

Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?

Ais: Which voice?

Kira: Are you- Are you okay?


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1 year ago

Kira: why are you so big!?

Ais: *smirks* wanna see what else is big?

Kira: Gods no!


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1 year ago

Mc: lost my virginity when I was younger?

Leander: how?

Mc: *holds up hands* life fucked me at a young age!


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1 year ago

Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up

Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.


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1 year ago

Mhin: what are you doing?

Mc: enjoying the night sky

Mhin: you fell off the roof

Mc: I fell off the roof send help.


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1 year ago

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.


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1 year ago

Ais: You find my pets cute?

Mc: I would pet a gator if I know the fucker wouldn’t bite me.


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1 year ago

Mc: Why do you send letters that say “I hope this letter finds you before I do”?

Vere: I find it fun to make them paranoid


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1 year ago

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!


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1 year ago

Mhin: if you die on me I will find a necromancer and have them bring you back so I can kill you myself

Leander: Does this mean you like me?


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1 year ago

Vere: Mhin stand up no one can see you on the roof

Mhin: I AM STANDING


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1 year ago

*at the clinic*

Vere: I refuse to play nice

Kuras: I could neuter you


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1 year ago

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.


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1 year ago

Mc: Do you even have a voice of reason?

Vere: I do but I don’t listen to it.


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1 year ago

Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?

Leander: So pinning her is fun

Ais: told you


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1 year ago

Ais: *cornering Kira* I plan on making you scream

Kira: *panicking remembering the other night* As in kill me or have sex with me?

Vere: whatever makes him cum faster


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1 year ago

Vere: lost your booster seat Mhin?

Mhin: choke on your boy toy’s cock whore!


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1 year ago

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!


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1 year ago

Leander: *holding Kira* Are you still mad at me?

Kira: YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A DOG!


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