Kuras: *lecturing Mhin And Mc Trying To Break Into The Senobium* You Two Are Going To Die If You Keep

Mhin: if you die on me I will find a necromancer and have them bring you back so I can kill you myself

Leander: Does this mean you like me?

Prompto: I made a graveyard in minecraft filled with my dead hopes and dreams.

Ignis: *pulls out his phone* what's the number of your therapist again?

V: well this seems a bit rude

Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?

I'm not being helpful by suggesting cannibalization

This is just the soul that haunts me saying this but... wanna make the bodies into food and serve it to random people?

Noctis: Make the dead bodies into food? I am rather interested in this.

Prompto: I know where you left the more recent ones.

Noctis: Grab em, also grab Baby Flower, I know she’ll be mad if we leave her out of something like this.

Prompto: I’m starting to get excited! What should we make?

Noctis, hums: Meat pies, some shredded meat, curry with meat chunks, tacos, sausages, we have a lot to do and bodies to gather, chop chop!

Prompto: Roger, I wonder how people taste like…

Noctis: We’ll get the temptation to find out when we make the stuff.

-(with Regis)-

Regis, begins to shudder: Ifrit is laughing at me, I can feel it.

Clarus, begins to scowl: That son of yours is up to something isn’t he?

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

(Source)

Just came up and I wanted to share it with someone

"It's such a shame. I thought you and I were bonding." Ardyn purred into his captive's ear. "I would have killed you so long ago but I saw something special in you. Here I am keeping you alive and safe, giving you everything I can and what do you do? You throw it in my face by trying to escape." He wrapped the collar he did in his hand around the neck before pushing them to the ground. "Well then if you want to keep acting this way. Then you deserve to be treated like a misbehaved pet."

WHOMST do you think you are, anon? Coming into my house like this!?!? 

You guys are really trying to guilt trip me today! It’s working T_T

Bless you, anon~

It's Final_Fantasy_Queen from ifunny

Oh cool! I kind of blanked out for a second. Awesome to see you.

Cat week, day 3, Leash cats, Headcanons

As mentioned on day one, the following cats are used to walking on a leash. Now here is how they behave while walking outside. (I didn’t mention Ardyn as a leash cat but, can any of you imagine him in a tiny box not making a fuss?)

Cor - Cor goes on a leash because he broke two boxes already - And the vet told you to get a leash for him after he broke theirs - He was easy to get used to the leash - Likes the freedom to walk and not suffer in the little space - Looks out the window during car rides - If necessary, he’s even chill with trains - But only if the train is there while you arrive - He gets startled half to death because trains tend to squeak when coming to a halt - You found out when you had to take him somewhere and your cat spontaneously clawed its way up to your shoulder - He’s well-behaved on a leash - But no touching

Luna - First of all, she hurt herself inside boxes - Every time she got out of the box, she was hurt - So, again, the vet said to get her a leash - It’s a neat white leash with little accessories no one cares about - Besides the catastrophe that is catching her, she is actually a well-behaved cat - She doesn’t struggle, won’t try to bite the leash - She got used to it pretty fast - Though she still isn’t fond of it - Yes she walks beside you and occasionally allows little kids to pet her, but that’s just to distract you from the thought of having to catch her again for her next vet appointment

Prompto - Little goofball doesn’t like boxes because he can’t touch you while trapped - The leash is his favorite - He’s got a yellow one with some sort of duck printed on - Prompto actually wants to go outside with you - He’ll meow sitting in front of the shelf with the leash - Maybe it’s because he doesn’t know he can go outside without you - Or because he just wants to spend time with you alone - But Prompto is the most excited about his leash - Because he knows you’ll be close to him - He’s the vet’s favorite - Never makes a fuss - Brave little kitten - Though he did puke onto them that one time

Gladio - He didn’t want to stay in the transportation box - Honestly, he needed one for dogs because of his height - Gladiolus is, well, Gladiolus - He doesn’t do tiny spaces - But put a leash on him and he’s the boss - He tries pulling into directions he wants to go - Don’t bring him to public transportation - Yes, he will get lots of attention - But you won’t want to get pulled over to every kid he finds worthy - Worthy of petting him - He’s a brat

Ignis - If he isn’t sick, he’s walking on his leash - Not saying that Ignis is trying to troll you - Just saying he will randomly climb up a tree - Or lay down so you’ll stop - Ignis is a nice cat - But he also likes to tease you - He is okay with kids touching his head - But nothing else - Get ready for him going nuts when he smells food - Ignis loves food - And he will do everything to see what smells so nice - The vet hates his eating habits - So does your bank account

Noctis - Noctis doesn’t walk on a leash - He’s carried around wearing one - Walking simply isn’t his style - And he hated his box so much he found, and broke it in the middle of the night - Twice - To be fair, he is absolutely calm when you carry him - Or when he’s on the passenger seat - Getting used to the leash wasn’t a problem - But getting used to not being carried around after a trip outside, certainly was

Ardyn - IF you were able to get him on the leash you’re lucky - He won’t make a fuss about it - In fact, he’ll gladly walk next to you - Or watch you drive - He doesn’t have a problem with public transport - Neither does he have a problem with all the attention he gets - He seems to shower in it - All the comments saying how beautiful he is - He’ll even raise his head a little - And meow at certain people - Doesn’t like to be touched though - This cat is such an actor it sometimes hurts