Latest Posts by iwanttohugsigma - Page 3
Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.
Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.
Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!
Dazai: I’m great at seduction, I’ve had so many lovers I even lost count.
Kunikida: *Not looking up from his computer* Masturbation does not count as having sex.
Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!
Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*
Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*
Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.
Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.
IT SMELLED LIKE STRAWBERRIES, THATS WHY
Oh no it’s a meme…
Okay?
I DRANK SHAMPOO
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?
Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.
Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!
Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.
Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!
Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*
Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?
Sigma: What are you thinking about?
Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!
Sigma:
Nikolai: You asked~!
Dazai: Fuck you Chuuya!
Chuuya:*Not even thinking* Fuck me yourself, mackerel!
Dazai: *Unzips pants* Alright.
Chuuya: *Runs* Fuck no!
Dazai: *Chases him* I’m honoring your request, Chuuya~!
Kunikida: *Sent Dazai to get rid of Chuuya* HOW THE HELL DID THAT WORK?!
Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?
Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!
Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!
Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!
Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!
Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?
Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?
Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!
Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!
Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.
Sigma: Why is that?
Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.
Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.
Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.
Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!
Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?
Sigma: No?
Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!
Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.
Fyodor: What is it?
Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.
Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?
Nikolai: You’ll find out later.
Fyodor: *Holding Dazai down in a bathtub* You are being baptized Dazai!
Chuuya: Keep him there longer I think I see some demons left in him.
Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.
Fyodor: Like what?
Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….
Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?
Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.
Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!
Sigma: Again!?
Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Nikolai: Decorating the base for Halloween.
Fyodor: Stop it. Bring Bram back inside this instant.
Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?
Nikolai: Because I miss you.
Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?
Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.
Atsushi: A zombie?
Dazai: Chuuya.
Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?
Um sure. *hugs*
Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?
Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…
Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?
Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!
Ranpo: Candy corn tastes horrible.
Yosano: Then why are you eating it?
Ranpo: *Shrugs* It’s like you hate it and yet still crave it.
Chuuya: *Looking at Lovecraft’s true form* Who do we call for this?
Dazai: Ghostbusters! *Gets punched by Lovecraft into a tree*
Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?
Nikolai: Let’s see…
*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*
Nikolai: I think I’m running low.
Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!
Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.
Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.
Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…
Nikolai: But?
Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?
Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.
Sigma: What?