See How Important Ball Love Is To A Double Blow Job. Go Out A Practice What You’ve Learned, Sluts!

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I want a guy to stuff his balls in my pussy along with his cock. Is that weird?

That is not weird at all. As a slut, you’re probably finding that your obsessed with balls and stuffing them in your mouth and sometimes, even your pussy. Don’t fight that. Embrace it, and get out there and get some dude’s balls sopping wet with pussy juice. Just make sure you lick them clean afterwards. That’s just good etiquette.

With Valentine’s Day coming up, a lot of dudes are wondering what to get the sluts in their lives. Not the randos whose name you can’t remember, but the good sluts, who are worth buying bus fair for their ride home after they drain your balls.

Well this video is an excellent guide on how to do something special for a slut. This dude gives Lindsey Love full access to his cock, balls and asshole for her to really work her tongue on.

Take notes fellas, Valentine’s Day comes once a year!

Even though you're straight would you ever suck a guys balls

Probably not, tbh. I’m not turned off or grossed out by it, but it doesn’t turn me on either, so I probably wouldn’t be very good at it, and balls deserve to be licked with enthusiasm and skill. Thanks for your question.

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Incredible! That blow job = thanks for coming over, slut! That teabagging ball bathing = here’s bus fair home. That rim job = okay, I’m calling you an Uber, and I’ll tell my friends about you.

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

Please don’t think that just because you don’t ignore the balls, that means you can ignore your man’s asshole. Attention to detail, cocksuckers. Attention to detail.

Okay, so maybe this is the best thing on the internet. Study up cocksuckers!

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