We Have A Winner

Phenomenal attention payed to the balls and the asshole. Well done, sweetheart!

I want to make out with your asshole.

I like your style, slut. You’re welcome to spend some quality time getting to know how my asshole tastes, but like the name of the blog states…don’t ignore the balls.

Holy Shit, 10,000 + Followers?!?

Thank you all for 10,000 followers. I never thought this goofy blog about playing with a dude’s balls would get so much love. I want to do something special for 10k fans. Time to vote on what you’d like to see for my special thank you post:

A.) My Balls

B.) My Balls in my wife’s mouth

C.) Someone else’s balls in my wife’s mouth.

Comment with your vote and we’ll get started on our thank you post!

Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

Mad respect to you for putting the disclaimer about not taking pictures without consent. Too often do porn blogs neglect to mention that porn is fantasy and some acts should not be emulated in real life especially without consent.

Thank you! A lot of times I get a little out of control with my captions, and I felt like it was important for me to remind people that this is all just fantasy talk and never should reflect how a woman is treated in real life. I hope you enjoy the blog, and thank you again for your nice note.

Nothing calms down a slut faster!

Funny Pictures -

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.

Ask Me Anything

I’m bored. Send a PM and ask me anything. I’ll reply truthfully. Make it interesting.

I can’t even wrap my fucking head around this.

Do you have hairy balls? They are my favorite, so salty and delicious😍👅

Thanks for your question, slut. I usually keep my balls clean shaven, but sometimes life gets busy and it grows out a bit. I expect that you’d lick, suck, kiss and caress my balls whatever condition they are in.