This Is My Favourite Tumblr Page. I’ve Shown My Slut This Page And Taught Her The Right Way. Balls

Weird question. How do you trim/shave without cutting yourself? I seem to always manage to cut myself each time

Thanks for your question. I’ve never had a problem shaving my sack. I use body wash and a high quality razor. Don’t go cheap on your balls. They are worth spending some money on something legit. Start by trimming as much hair as you can with clippers and then get into the shower and start shaving. Take your time, rushing could be part of your problem too. Good luck!

She certainly is a good girl. What a thorough little slut.

Check out this great ball licking art from a Brazilian lady. Chicks love the balls so much they make art about it!

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I'd love to just lick and suck a guy's balls and ass all day. And then if I do a good job, maybe he'd even let me suck his cock as a reward.

You bring up an important point here, dear slut. Showing love to a guy’s balls and asshole really shows that you’re worth having over for a blow job every now and then. Especially if you’re hoping for bus fair home. So your instinct of spending plenty of time licking and sucking the balls and asshole is spot on. I would maybe even spring for an Uber home if you really got your tongue all the way in there to polish my prostate like you’re supposed to. 

would u be down with a guy sucking ur balls?

No, but I appreciate the interest.

I can’t even wrap my fucking head around this.

True Ball Loving Wife Stories: No. 1

I post a lot of pictures and captions about how sluts should show love and tribute to the balls, and I think it’s time to let you guys know that I expect the same from my wife, a slut I’m very proud of. One of the first times she made me so proud with her focus on the balls, was when she was blowing my best friend pretty regularly. She had just developed what is now her signature cocksucking move, she goes as deep as she can on the cock, and then waits a moment, and comes up as slowly as she can, while she tickles the underside of the ball sack gently.

The first time she did that to me, I said “you have to do that to Rich next time he’s over!” and a few days later he stopped by to say hi (and probably empty his balls). 30 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch and my wife is on her knees sucking his cock like its her job and she’s trying to earn a raise.

I see her go down as deep as she can, he’s pretty big, so she can only go about halfway down his length, but I can see him tense up as he feels his cockhead hit the back of her throat. She waits a moment, and slowly comes back up and I hear him say, in total blissful pleasure, “Oh, Gawd. She’s tickling my balls! Feels so good!”

I was so proud of her for showing love to his balls, and making him feel like a king. A few minutes later he erupted a torrent of jizz on her face. I could tell she was realizing that she got the biggest load ever from him by playing with his sack, and loving all the extra knuckle babies dripping from her cheeks. From that moment on, my wife became a ball charming wizard. Her ability to please the plums with her mouth, tongue, hands and tits are amazing.

More stories soon, if you want them. And don’t forget to ask me anything!

Ask Me Anything

I’m bored. Send a PM and ask me anything. I’ll reply truthfully. Make it interesting.

Please post more, I get so wet to your blog. I wish I could lick your sweaty balls and eat your ass like a good girl.

Aw, thanks! You sound like just the kind of slut I’d want to have around to keep my balls wet and my asshole happy. I’ll have some more posts for you to flick your little clit to, soon.