Could You Pls Not

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take me to snurch (snail church)

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

“why does this character who has done terrible things deserve a happy ending, how can you be okay with that, why do they deserve anything nice”

well see it’s because the entire concept of what people “deserve” is a messy ethical quagmire that has really troubling implications no matter how you use it

but also it’s because i like fictional miserable little assholes and i do what i want

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

I relied on romantic maladaptive daydreaming for survival as a child, and have been love sick ever since

Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer