I Hate When Top Wildlife Predators Are Just Lil Babies Teeny Tiny Babies

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

My dad, who is in his 70′s, discovered what slash was and then proceeded to write a sonnet to my mom about it.

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are "predictable" is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think "hmmm I bet that's gonna be relevant later" ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I'm so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

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Happy Birthday Oikawa-san! TT

20/07/21

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case